xekstrin:

not-cooper:

My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.

im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon


naamahdarling:

rockees:

a ferocious beast

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

posted 3 days ago via jkeats · originally rockees
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rainbowrites:

breathingdestiel:

ilovemesomefreakingpie:

letyoursoul:

durnesque-esque:

sarahtheartiste:

moonkistprincess:

madmadamemolly:

growlywolf:

choochoomothafucka:

Source

What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

gay avenger.

Bless the Gay Avenger

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SARAH

ARE THOSE HAWKEYES ARMS

I HAVE REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE BUT THE GAY AVENGER NEEDS REBLOGGING EVERY TIME


thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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posted 3 days ago via greetings · originally emkaymlp
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Done. So done with all this shit. 


  • teacher: the sun is the hottest thing in the universe
  • me: i don't wanna sound rude but have u seen chris evans

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.


geardrops:

flange5:

I like to imagine an entire team of Avengers with wrecked nerves, always scanning rooftops for a leaping Cap, certain that ‘someone’ will catch him, because you know, ‘teamwork.’
And who wants to let Cap down? 
Avengers #170 (1978)

#Steve Jumping Off Everything Literally Everything What Could Go Wrong Hey Bucky Wanna See If I Can Make This Jump I Bet I Totally Can

geardrops:

flange5:

I like to imagine an entire team of Avengers with wrecked nerves, always scanning rooftops for a leaping Cap, certain that ‘someone’ will catch him, because you know, ‘teamwork.’

And who wants to let Cap down? 

Avengers #170 (1978)

#Steve Jumping Off Everything Literally Everything What Could Go Wrong Hey Bucky Wanna See If I Can Make This Jump I Bet I Totally Can

posted 3 days ago via fireflyca · originally flange5
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